I D I O C Y

Just because every hero could use a little product placement from time to time.

I don't know if BeastBoy would be more prone to animal musk than cologne, but this just felt right. A fragrance that puts the mind at ease, so to speak. And a gift every girl can give that works on so many levels.
The bottle that says, 'you might not be very bright, but you're smart enough to know love when ya see it'.

*sprays some on*